10 Dirty Video Games!

10 Dirty Video Games!

Over the years, multimedia video game platforms have been used to explore much more of what life has to offer, what some consider the best interactive environments, and in most creative respects, passion plays a very important role in what people think of, when it comes to passion for love and sex. A number of video games have tried to address this sizeable topic, some have done very well, some not so well.

The Witcher Series

The Witcher

The Witcher series is known for its many captivating world stories with so much depth, but apart from that, it has a reputation for having some of the most uncomfortable sex scenes and games, especially for a mainstream title, whether you are having sex with your long term love interest Jennifer on the back of a stuffed unicorn, or banging an appreciative sorceress on the banks of a lack or you are just banging a random harlot from the local establishment. Geralt has his fingers and almost every pudding you can get. The Witcher series has never been shy about showing off some skin, and during the sex scenes almost everything is exposed, including Geralt’s abilities. So take notes sex in Witcher seems to be a fairly mundane affair over the years, including Geralt and all of his lovers, and no one seems too worried.

Mass Effect Series

Mass Effect

While not quite as complete as The Witcher’s romance, it’s still a big part of the mass effects experience. You may be humanity’s greatest hero, but even Commander Shepard needs a little love every now and then. You have a number of romantic options in the game that you can take advantage of, the fact that if you get the relationship right, you could have a same-sex relationship that’s even a little progressive for today. To develop romance with one of these characters you have to give time and effort, that means completing character loyalty missions, spending time talking to them on your ship, and also following the proper moral actions that correlate with your desired moral inclinations.

Dragon Age Series

Dragon Age Series

What takes Dragon Age further from other games is the ability to walk around freely and same-sex characters across the three main entries in the series. There are a total of 17 characters with whom you can build relationships. In this game, you need to complete companion quest like talking to them and making the right decisions. In Dragon Age, you can also give gifts to increase their appreciation for you. Once their attraction to you reaches a certain point, you can initiate a dialogue with your chosen partner and take your relationship further to the next level.

God Of War Series

God Of War Series

God of War is a series that has too overly graphic scenes. This series is a crack and slash series where the fight is based on causing as much pain as possible to your enemy, and every god wants to relax in the video game from time to time. In the game there are many women who love to gladly help Kratos relieve some of the stress. Sometimes it’s just humans, and usually a few times, the goddess of love herself, but you’ll never really see Kratos walking into town on any lucky lady that gets his attention. The audience is usually treated with hot, loud voices. While watching the part the environment is affected by the intensity of lovemaking. Apart from brings a broad smile to Kratos ‘face the player is also treated with red orbs that are used to enhance Kratos’ various spells and rukns.

Grand Theft Auto Series

Grand Theft Auto Series

The Grand Theft Auto series always pushes the boundaries of what can and cannot be shown in video games and that includes sex in gta3, for example after winning a date or two with a girl, can you bring her along to your place. Once the characters you play and their date get inside, you’ll be introduced to some cute camera rocking action from outside. Even though there is actually no nudity shown due to sex being conducted in all your clothes on, the acts conducted by the characters are still quite full on.

Heavy Rain

Heavy Rain

Heavy Rain may have been a visual masterpiece when it was released, but since 2012 it has aged somewhat. The game includes a moment where Madison leans over to kiss Ethan and the choice arises whether the player wants to kiss her or not, and sex scenes that were once passionate and visually stunning now turns into ugly looking slapping of CGI body part. Ethan and Madison’s lips move together, but we’re sure they don’t really touch. After going through the awkward series of button presses you put in. Ethan and Madison continues to make love on the floor next to the perfect bed.

Fahrenheit

Fahrenheit

Long before Heavy Rain, Quantic Dream’s first entry in the interactive cinematic style game, came in the form of Fahrenheit. David Cage clearly has a vision for games where real-life replication is incorporated into the game as much as possible. Like Heavy Rain the gameplay of Fahrenheit is primarily based on human relationships. One of Luke and Tiffany’s relationship can turn into some form of interactive sex scene if you make the right dialogue choices, she’ll ask you to play guitar for her to reminisce about the good times. Play the guitar planning mini-game and then Tiffany will say she has to leave, when this happens the choice to leave or kiss will appear on the screen, if you are looking out of this world PlayStation sexy action, you better pick a kiss.

The Sims

The Sims Series

Anyone who has ever played the Sims knows all about the wonderful things this game can give you. Sim is a simulation game that tries to simulate all that life has to offer in an infinite variety. Which simulation game like this would be complete without sex. Sex in The Sims is a fun affair that is subtly referred to as woohoo. To do Woohoo, you need to find someone your Sim can become romantically interested in, then do it like you would in real life, talk to them, buy them nice things, make them laugh and then when they like you enough, click on Woohoo and watch the magic.

XMan

Xman

Since 1983, the Atari 2600 has owned one of the first, and possibly one of the best pornography games ever made. This x-man has absolutely nothing to do with x-men. Yes, the main characters are strange polygon-shaped members, but unfortunately, Marvel wasn’t the genius who invented this mutated. In X-Man the objective of the game is to go through a maze environment, avoid all obstacles and get to the center of the map where you will meet a polygon woman who is full of blinking nipples of lust. This is where you finish your current quest by repeatedly pushing your character, almost turgid, in and out of the woman thus having sex, except that this game is the rarest game on the list, it’s also the most pornographic as it actually shows pixelated penetration.

Beyond: Two Souls

Beyond: Two Souls

What is it with interactive games and their obsession with sex if you play your cards right with girls. Ellen Page’s character Jodi will be able to romance with Rayan Clayton. You have two different ways of approaching the state either be seductress and cook a meal for him or just be sloppy and wear something casual and order pizza instead. Either way once Ryan shows up, prepare yourself for a pretty tedious part involving backstories interests and the usual small talks polite people make when they want to have sex with each other. By the end of the date Jodi will kiss Ryan and if you’ve done things correctly Jody and Ryan will take the kiss into the bedroom and the screen will fade to black starting up again the next day.