Are Humans Just Microbe!
We humans tend to obsess over cleanliness. We wear masks in public when we feel a cold coming on, we cover ourselves daily in scented soaps and antibacterial gel, and we’re crazy about our hand sanitizer. But no matter how much we steam, sterilize or scrub ourselves, we’re still outnumbered by our inner ecosystem. Meet your “microbiome.”
The average adult human is made up of about ten trillion cells, but each of us is carrying ten times that number of bacteria–a hundred trillion microbes–on our skin, hair, mouths, and inside of our intestines. You and I and everyone on Earth is mostly microbe. But we’re not born that way. We start out in a sterile womb, completely free of bacteria, and we get our first dose of bacteria before we’re even done being born. As we pass through the vaginal cavity, we ingest a tiny bit: It lives in our intestines, where it’ll join about 600 other species that come along with our mother’s breast milk. Their job? To break down sugars in that milk that we couldn’t digest on our own.
As we are cuddled and kissed and eat and play in the dirt, eventually over a thousand species of bacteria will call our guts home. Early on our little friends start fighting off bad bacteria and help teach our immune system the difference between good and bad.
Children who take too many antibiotics, which kill our good bacteria along with bad, can be more likely to get asthma and intestinal diseases later in life. These bacteria don’t just protect us–they help feed us. Vitamins like B3, B6, B12, and K are all produced by our microbial friends and taken up by our bodies. When babies switch from milk to mashed carrots and pureed peas, plant-eating species take over their intestines.
Our microbiome goes way beyond our guts. Antonie van Leeuwenhoek became the first person to ever lay eyes on our little friends in 1683 when he scraped his teeth and placed them under a microscope. Even after we brush our teeth, hundreds of species live in our mouths fighting disease and tooth decay. No two people have exactly the same mouth bacteria, and you share your mix with everyone you kiss.
We used to think that sterile lungs were healthy. But bacteria is there, too, helping prevent asthma and lung infections. We’ve even found them in ears and arteries, and manufacturing antibiotics in our noses. And then! there’s our largest organ: the skin. About a trillion bacteria live on our hair follicles and epidermis. Some are playing defense, making our skin slightly acidic or producing chemicals to keep fungi from setting up shop. Some skin bacteria prefer to live in warm, dark places on our bodies munching on our skin oils and sweat and releasing chemicals that give us our particular . . . “aroma”
There’s a lot of weird microbiome science that we don’t understand: Regardless of your age, diet, gender, or where you’re from, you probably have just one of three intestinal ecosystems. Like blood types, we all share only a handful of gut microbiome types across all people.
Have you heard of bacterial mind control?
The vagus nerve serves as a sort of direct phone line from your gut to your brain and guys that have certain friendly bacteria in their intestines are calmer and less anxious than those who don’t. Maybe you really ARE what you eat.
Here’s another weird microbe mystery: If you looked at all the species of bacteria on your right hand, only about 1/5th of them would also live on your left hand. Even if you rubs hands together vigorously. It’s like our bodies are a new planet that we’ve just discovered. One team of scientists found 1,458 brand new species in just 60 belly buttons. All in all, we carry about 20,000 or so human genes and three million or so bacterial genes. In a sense, we’re 1% human and 99% bacterial. Sure, some bacteria are bad, but most of them are just happy to call us home, and happy to help us stay healthy. If we don’t start treating our microbiome like the friends they are, they might rise up against us.